Tuesday, May 25, 2004

It's a conspiracy...

I have just figured it out! I know why gay marriage has become such a push and the gay peoples movement probably had very little to do with it.

Family court lawyers.

It was their idea. Since now half the population isn't married, they needed another source of income. Well, we can't advocate marriage (because the groups that do that advocate personal responsibility and sacrifice.. and faith and all that nonsense).

So, let's create another class of people that can get married and then get divorced. Let's legalize gay marriage!

Don't you feel better now that I've solved the source of that little problem?

The gay divorcee is on the way - The Washington Times