It's been a while since my snark has been unleashed at bad celebrity fashion. With the gofugyourself website (as well as thesuperficial and idon'tlikeyouanymore - or whatever its name is), there is an abundance of celebrity gossip snark to be had.
However, somethings just can't be let go....
Paris Hilton, in an attempt to channel Vivien Leigh in Gone with the Wind, yanked down the drapes in her family's hotel. What worked for Scarlett doesn't work for Paris. Maybe she needs the curtain rod a la Carol Burnett.
(statement from Miss O'Hara) "She looks like she swam through Vaseline."