Caption Contest

Have fun!

Return of the caption contest!

I couldn't decide. So here are two pictures for you.

Caption Contest Winner

And drum roll please... the winner of the dance caption contest is:

Ashley the Blue Raider with -

Woman: J-eyhs, I am a fox. I am so foxy I make yellow crime scene tape sexy. Kapow! (Jutting hip out)

Man: Whoa, who waxed the fl.. oh sh**!

She won even without Elena's lobbying.

Revenge of the Caption Contest

It's been a long time since I held one (and y'all probably won't enter anymore because I lost the official but unofficially licensed Burger King crown to place on the winner's head), but I just couldn't resist.

Caption Contest - Presidential Edition

PKs entry: W imitating his father being imitated by Dana Carvey - "Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent."

And yours?

Funny Signs

The guys at Team Swap found a uh... interesting Subway sign and have a caption contest going on.

Heh. Good find y'all.

Caption Contest Winner

Always funny, as usual. Very creative... it gets to be a hard decision sometimes, you know. But the winner is:

Digital Cowboy with:

"George! George!

Stop that! You're old enough to know better and I'm tired of telling you!"

Congrats!

New Year, New Caption Contest

I think this needs little introduction....



Note: As always, please keep your captions safe for work. Thanks!

Finally declaring a winner

I've finally gotten around to it. I'm picking a winner in the last caption contest with the Pelosi Pic. Drumroll please.....

Steve with: "OOoooo...so that's how a Republican hangs. Dems are so tiny."

Because size comparison jokes are funny.

Caption Contest of the Third Kind

Holy Freakin' Crap... what a screen capture of Nancy Pelosi. Many thanks to the lovely and talented Miss O'Hara for pointing it out to me or else I would have missed it.

Have fun!

Copy Kitties

Seems that once again, I am the inspiration for a post.

Nashville Is Talking: Caption Contest

It's a great photo. Go write something funny.

My Own Caption Contest Entry

The Clintons each thought "I'm make-believing like I am kissing you... I'm dreaming about.. uh.. any woman other than you as I do it."

Caption Contest

Here we go... time for another one... :)

Have fun with Chuck Schumer! Enjoy!

Caption Contest Winner

Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of last week's caption contest are:

Yo ho, yo ho! A looter's life for me! We rob and beat and terorize and fright. Avast, my robbing! Yo ho! We are a very terrible sight. Avast, me looters! Yo ho!
---trembling timberdoodle

and

Last thing heard by these 6 FEMA workers: "Power hasn't been restored yet. See?"---djuggler

Congratulations! You get to wear the Burger King Crown until the next contest. Which will be...whenever I feel like it. Just be sure to share.

On a side note, the Burger King Crown is getting kind of ratty, y'all. What would make a good caption contest award?

Caption Contest

The way to lighten a situation is with humor. Lots of anger and frustration has been expressed over Katrina and the government's response. So, moving on from that, caption this:



Entries due Monday 9/19.

Caption Contest Winner

It's been so long... you might have forgotten there was a Caption Contest going on.

The winner is.....

"Grandma never was very good at playing Peek-A-Boo".
by Pablo

Congrats! You get to wear the Burger King Caption Crown until such time as I hold a new contest.

Caption Contest

It's a slow blog week. I've been trying to avoid just absolutely b*tching here because I know no one wants to hear it. God bless Elena and Miss O'Hara for listening to me.

For some reason, this picture needs something funny. I need something funny.

Caption Contest Winner

In the non-Monty Python category: it's Elena with Bush: Wow! Diet Dr. Pepper REALLY DOES taste like regular Dr. Pepper!

In the Monty Python inspired category, it's: Digital Cowboy with
Chirac: "None shall pass."
Bush: "I must enforce this UN Resolution."
Chirac: "Then.. you shall... die!"
(skip down)
Chirac: "The French Knight always triumphs!"
Bush: "You're a looney."
Chirac: "You yellow bastard! Come back here! I'll bite your knees off!"

Though Sharon Cobb's Bush: Wow. I thought the G8 Summit was about the velocity of the African swallow, not about African debt relief. So, can anyone tell me the veolcity of the African swallow? was very very close.

Hahahahaha! Congrats!

Caption Contest - World Leaders Edition

I found a pair of pics that I think are good fodder for your creativity. Pick one. Use both. Just.. please.. safe for work entries! Much obliged! Entries due the morning of Tues July 26th.

But.. you would think the French wouldn't commit such an obvious fashion faux pas - Chirac's pants are about up to his waist. That's just awful.

Update: Challenge - how many Monty Python themed entries can we get?

Caption Contest Winner

Another contest has come and gone... parting is such sweet sorrow...
Blah blah blah. I am not the poet - Elena is.

So the winner is..... *drumroll*

Explode damn you! EXPLODE!!!
Tyler D.

Way to go! You get to wear the Burger King Crown until the next caption contest.