Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of last week's caption contest are:
Yo ho, yo ho! A looter's life for me! We rob and beat and terorize and fright. Avast, my robbing! Yo ho! We are a very terrible sight. Avast, me looters! Yo ho!
---trembling timberdoodle
and
Last thing heard by these 6 FEMA workers: "Power hasn't been restored yet. See?"---djuggler
Congratulations! You get to wear the Burger King Crown until the next contest. Which will be...whenever I feel like it. Just be sure to share.
On a side note, the Burger King Crown is getting kind of ratty, y'all. What would make a good caption contest award?