Saturday, October 18, 2003

More Queer Eye Quotes

Andrew, a straight guy:
The back hair is like a guardian angel. I never see it but I know it's there.

Building a bridge, one manicure at a time.
Straight guy - But it says professional.
K - It's not. Trust me, I'm a professional.

You are a nasty, nasty man.
Your sofa and chair look like they came free with a fill up.

STOP! That's a fashion violation! Don't move!
Oh look.. plaid for every season.
You look like Ben and Jerry Affleck.
You're like a metal detector at the beach - you go straight for the plaid.
We can tease this [back hair] and everyone will think it's angora.