Survivor: All-Stars

This is a poem posted by momstester on the Survivor Sucks board...

I remember the Moria Gate, but I think for awhile, it didn't respond to anything, or maybe I was just always typing in the wrong information.

Four buffs for the Survivor kings and queens under the sky,
Five for the schemers their minds turned to stone
Nine for the mere players doomed to lose,
One for the Dark Lord in his dark editing room
In the Land of SEG where the Shadows lie.
One Buff to rule them all, one Buff to find them
One Buff to bring them all and in Pearl Islands bind them
In the Land of SEG where the shadows lie.
with credit to the Professor

-- apologies to Tolkien.

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