Today I am....

*great flourish of music, landing on the ground with some authority.. hands on her hips.. reams of paper surrounding her.. the moving glow in the background*

Copy Girl!

Yes! I am Copy Girl! I can make the Xerox machine obey my commands, un-jam any paper, collate with the best of them, and leave the copy room without a trace of toner on my super-heroine, though cute and trendy, outfit.

Red and blue outfits are very passe' - I'm talking to you Wonder Woman and Super Girl! Don't they know that THE color (of the moment) is pink? Weren't they watching Style's Fashion Week coverage?