WorldNetDaily: Isaac Hayes quits 'South Park' after spoof on Scientologists
That was one of the funniest episodes ever. Right after "Die, Hippie, Die."
Stan: "Dad! Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!"
Stan: And best of all, I wrote that all the Scientologists should no longer have to pay money to belong.
President of Scientology: What?
Stan: I realized that to really be a church, we can’t charge people for help.
President of Scientology: What, are you stupid? Then how do we make money from those people?
Stan: Well, it’s not about the money, but it’s about the message, right?
President of Scientology: Wait a minute, whoa! Whoa! You don’t actually believe this crap! Do you? Dummy! Brain washed alien souls? E-meter and thetan levels? Those people out there buy that crap. But I thought you were smart enough to see what’s really going on!
Stan: But you said that there was...
President of Scientology: What's better telling people a stupid story and having them believe you? Having them pay you for it, stupid!
Tom Cruise: I'll sue you! I'll sue you in England!
I'm with Matt and Trey on this one. Social commentary and satire needs to be on everyone to be truly effective.