A diner complained about the sandwich brought to him by the waiter.
Waiter: "Yeah. BLT means bacon, lettuce and tomato. Did... you want something else?"
Diner: "Well, I thought it meant burger with lettuce and tomato."
PK's thought: It was on the menu. Hello? Where on this planet does "BLT" mean burger with lettuce and tomato?
Said diner got a burger and then sent it back because it was cooked to medium and apparently he wanted it "burnt." I bet after the meal was over they asked for it for free, too.