Woman at next table: I feel like we are on "Sex and the City!"
PK - nearly chewing on her tongue to keep her mouth shut thinks: "Chick - you are at Pizza Perfect. There is absolutely no reason why you should feel like a fabulously dressed, well-heeled, uber-trendy Manhattanite HERE!"
For non-Nashvillians: Pizza Perfect is this place near campus. It's fast food but instead of burgers, it's pizza.
Miss O'Hara's comment: What? Were they comparing vibrators?
PK: I dunno. I missed that part.