Or is it purple for Barney and Tinky Winky (with his red man-purse. Incidentally, Fendi's mens line for Fall 2005 was full of man purses. Eww.).
Little did we know that Shrek's marriage to Fiona was a ruse. He was really after Prince Charming. Or would it be Donkey? They were rooming together after all.
What about all this inter-species relationships? The Queen was married to a frog. Donkey and the Dragon with their little mutated babies? Is anyone going to decry that? Huh? Dragons need love too!