or “Better out than in, I always say”Dear Gentle Reader (and not-so-Gentle Nate),
A word on etiquette when using the office restroom.
Farts happen. We Southern Belles will deny that gas ever escapes our bodies in a less-than-ladylike fashion. And it is perfectly fine for them to occur in the restroom. Much more acceptable than in the cubicle farm.
But if you must let out a nuclear level stinky fart, please please PLEASE use the air freshener supplied by your cleaning staff to soften the blow to those that follow.
Freshly re-perfumed,
Empress Kitty