Monday, February 14, 2005

Pink Kitty’s Advice Column: The Workplace

or “Better out than in, I always say”

Dear Gentle Reader (and not-so-Gentle Nate),

A word on etiquette when using the office restroom.

Farts happen. We Southern Belles will deny that gas ever escapes our bodies in a less-than-ladylike fashion. And it is perfectly fine for them to occur in the restroom. Much more acceptable than in the cubicle farm.

But if you must let out a nuclear level stinky fart, please please PLEASE use the air freshener supplied by your cleaning staff to soften the blow to those that follow.

Freshly re-perfumed,

Empress Kitty