Honorable Mention

Well, not by the judges. Susie liked it.

Visit Practical Penumbra and its archive to see the entries in the "stupid customer" contest.

The Empress's entry:

"Many moons ago, I worked for the local ice rink. I became the keeper of the stupid question list. The absolute worst question I ever heard was when I was working in the concession stand. A gentleman walked up to the counter and said "What's the difference between nachos with cheese and chili cheese nachos?"
I looked at him and said "Umm... the chili."

All of the stories are really really funny. Definately read the winner's story. Hysterical!!!