A quote

My brother, Eric, used to be a fan of the band Slayer back in high school but isn't anymore. He listens to Christian music now. Last night, he mentioned that Slayer was on the Ozzfest tour and said...

"Is Ozzfest sponosored by AARP this year? I mean, the bands headlining - Ozzy, Judas Priest, and Slayer - are all old enough to qualify for membership or Social Security."

Imagine the PA annoucer:
*heavy rock sounding radio voice*
"Ozzfest 2004. Brought to you by Budweiser, AARP, Viagra, and Metamucil."

How's that for your rebel Rock-n-Roll image.