Monday, April 11, 2005

What would happen if...

Kelly Clarkson's new video for Since U Been Gone (where she trashes her ex's apartment) was followed up by CSI.

Because as cool and cathartic as it may be to totally trash the place of someone who wronged you, you are going to leave hair, finger prints and fibers all over the place. And the he's going to tell the police that "Well, I did break up with this girl recently. She didn't take it to well. Her phone number is bla-blah-blah." Then they are going to pick you up, haul you down to the station and once they match that fingerprint on the back of the picture you threw through the glass coffee table you will confess because you are terrified (like all good little girls who do something stupid on CSI) and will do some time for breaking and entering or something.

So, now your little hissy fit wasn't THAT good of an idea was it, Ms. Clarkson?