Nate was asking why I picked on Vandygirls so much. I just happen to see them more often than Vandyguys but... in the interest of fairness, here's a conversation had this week, taking us into the world of literal customer service...
Vandyguy: I need a form.
PK imagined response: We have about 40 of them---which one would you like?
Elena's much funnier response: Would you like to be a square, a circle, or a dodecahedron?