Bug bites galore

I saw something about the ACLU suing on behalf of a nudist children's camp.

I think if I were a parent trying to decide where to send my kids to camp, a nudist colony isn't going to be on the list. Moral issues aside, do you really really want to expose that much skin to mosquitos?

I don't want a bug bite on my..... I'll just let you fill in the details. That would be very awkward to scratch it.