War Cries
I just had a thought. Erik said that "The Mormons are coming" is priceless. It's almost as funny as Porcus' "The Pigs are in the azaelas" war cry.
That story makes me laugh so hard I cry every time I think of it.
(I can't find the original link to the story but did find it reposted in the comments section of Vox's blog - linked above.)
UPDATE:
Our favorite Aussie, Jaime R, blogged a few days ago about killer kangaroos. They are dangerous and must be stopped. They make really cool hats. I have one. I love the look on people's faces when you tell them you are wearing something made out of kangaroo. Priceless.