A Christmas Song

It's the most litigious time of the year.
With lawyers always calling
And telling you to be sure to stay clear!
It's the most litigious time of the year.

There’s lawsuits to file
Displays to revile
And no caroling out in the snow

Someone’s offended,
Greetings amended
And tales of “Merry Christmas” being said long long ago

It's really hard work to write a parody.. If you can finish the last verse, you get to wear the caption crown until New Years!