The Pledge is offensive

This blog has wacked Michael Newdow a few times for being an idiot (though one that stands up for what he believes) for suing that "under God" is establishment of religion and his poor sensibilities (and tried to hide it under his daughter - who's a Christian?!) were offended.

DougM at scrappleface.com posted this little bit to show that the Pledge of Allegience is truly an offensive statement:

"Pledge" is objectionable to the Endust manufacturer.

"Allegiance" is objectionable to proto-traitors and
international progressisves.

"Flag" is objectionable to iconoclasts.

"United States of America" is objectionable to illegal
aliens.

"Republic" is objectionable to Democrats.

"Stands" is objectionable to paraplegics.

"One Nation" is objectionable to neo-confederates and
anti-federalists.

"Under God" is objectionable to megalomaniacs.

"Indivisible" is objectionable to mathematicians.

"Liberty" is objectionable to socialists.

"Justice" is objectionable to the Bar Association.

"All" is objectionable to Tide users.

Hey, just mumble the parts you don't like.