Because Paris Hilton has already bought every other dog accessory

Tinkerbell needs something new: doggie glasses

This reminds me of when I took her Royal Highness, Kitty, to the vet once shortly after we first got her. The conversation went something like this:

Vet: *examining Kitty's mouth* She has an overbite.

Me: So, what does she need? Kitty braces?

Brother: *snikering*

Vet: *not amused*