Courtesy of Vox and Spacebunny

The blogosphere's super-couple, we have some new phrases to add to our lexicon:

Vox: What a crock of absolute bovine ejectus.

I think the meaning is self-evident.

Spacebunny: chew toy
- any person you dated (or flirted with) before "the one" (ie. your spouse)

It's all the pleasure of the distraction yet none of the nutrition of the real food. (via Elena)

Are there others to add?