OK, so it's a group of doctors and not the government but they are asking the British goverment to do something.
Doctors' kitchen knives ban call
Question - what am I supposed to cut the fat off my steak with before grilling it if I can't have a kitchen knife? Remember, if you ban knives, only criminals will have them!
Next they will ban:
water because people drown
electricity because people electricute themselves
tall buildings because people jump off of them
And then they will ask for padded sidewalks and everything to have rounded edges because people trip and hurt themselves.
