Monday, September 20, 2004

Oompa Loompa Domp-pa-de-do

I've got another puzzle for you

Oompa Loompa domp-pa-da-dee
If you are wise you will listen to me

What are you at when you can't face the facts?
An anchor and network that stays at #3
Why don't they try simply telling the truth?
Admitting they are trying to steal votes in the booth

You'll get no... Kerry for President.

[I don't like the look of it for CBS.]

Oompa Loompa domp-pa-da-dee
If you are not a socialist hack, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompas domp-pa-dee do

*apologies to Roald Dahl. Picture from*

Dan Rather really does look like an oompa loompa.