And just how big do you want it?
I have a coffee table for sale.. actually it is a rolling table ottoman but given the intelligence of some people, I just called it a coffee table.
So this guy calls up and asks about. He asks "how big is it?"
PK: "Well, sir, I've not measured but it's a pretty good size. I would guess it's 2' x 3' but it could be a little bit bigger."
Guy: "No. That's not big enough. Thanks."
PK after hanging up phone: "What? It's a coffee table.. not a freakin' dinner table. How big do you want it?"