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Elena adds...

Computer, run Perkiness Program 5.

*morphs into BHS cheerleader* We've got bias, yes, we do! We've got bias; how 'bout you! OK! Yeah! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh!!! Spirit fingers!!! *twinkles fingers*

Computer, end program.

What? Who are you and what have you done with Elena!