Michael Moore's Biography Special

Fun Facts About Michael Moore

In an exciting new documentary by Pink Kitty productions, the Empress tells the story of a plucky filmmaker who wasn’t afraid to take risks. He wasn’t afraid to push the establishment to its limit. He wasn’t afraid to challenge authority. He wasn’t afraid to make up things to suit his purpose.

And neither are we! So here is what you will learn in this new documentary (term used loosely like Britney Spears’ morals of late). All facts made up, err.. discovered by our crack research team of 4 sleep deprived monkeys, 2 cockatiels, and one very irate koala. The Empress spared no expense…

1) Michael Moore is actually Bill Clinton in disguise (came in handy during the Lewinsky investigation when MM stalked Kenneth Starr for weeks).
2) MM is Sean Hannity in disguise – sometimes he’s both at the same time. Sean has fooled us all!
3) MM and Al Franken are heading to San Francisco soon for a not-so-quiet civil ceremony to celebrate the union of two of the not-so-great liberal minds of our lifetime.
4) Vox Day, who is still waiting to kick Al Franken’s ass, has added MM to the list after their “marriage”. What’s good for the groom is good for the other groom. Vox would do it but is afraid that his fist might get stuck in one of MM’s chins. MM and AF do not stand a chance and have resorted to staying away from the real world lest common sense jumps them and pummels them to a bloody pulp.
5) MM is secretly a member of the NRA. We have footage of he and Charlton Heston playing golf together.
6) MM has eaten way too many M&M’s.
7) MM is secretly funded by Evil Glenn. The statement “Puppies are yummy” was edited out of Moore’s latest project “In the dog house again.”
8) The Oscar statue really has chocolate inside and MM ate it ALL at the winner’s reception. He didn’t offer any of it to anyone else. Selfish bastard. Oops… losing my objectivity.

Other facts may surface as we continue to develop our story…

Produced in association with The Alliance