Rocket Scientist

The Washingtonienne, Jessica Cutter, speaks... and the Empress wants to releast the irate koala:

"But the real reason I went to New York is not to hook up with sailors; I am here to meet with book people. If I get a book deal, that means I will actually have to write a book, which means I will actually have to do some work to make a living, which is bitterly ironic, since I had the easiest job in the world before I got sacked"

Emphasis mine.

Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | Senator sacked me over tales of congress - Some not safe for work language.

Hat tip: The Commisar