Scratch Marks: Singin' the Song
Bob writes: "I remember my Dad saying that, 'til he was old enough to read the hymnal, he thought the carol was "We Three Kings of Orey and Tar," and the harvestime/Thanksgiving classic was "Bringing in the Cheese." "
This gave me an idea for even more participation! And some humor. We all need a good laugh. What song lyrics have you heard that have been.. um.. creatively spoken to the point they are unrecognizable.
ie: Jimi Hendrix "'scuse me while I kiss this guy" (real lyric is "kiss the sky.")